My good friend Jeff Mann, the true Yard Ramp Guy, has asked me to revisit some of my original contributions. And so: my From the Archives series. This week: not to go all Ripley on you...but, believe it or not, I have a list of amazing inventions.

I always hear people going on and on about how we're in the greatest age of innovation and technology, with more amazing things being invented now than ever before. I'll have to beg to differ there, and I can back up my argument, too:

The Library at Alexandria

• The oldest folding chairs date back to the 14th century B.C. from Ancient Egypt.

• The first fishing reel dates all the way to at least 4th century China.

• Beer predates recorded history, and has even been linked to the rise of civilization.

• Wine predates recorded history and is possibly almost as old as beer.

• Reclining armchairs date back to the Napoleonic War.

• Organized sporting events predate recorded history.

• The oldest dice ever found are more than 5,000 years old—coincidentally, they were found in the oldest ever backgammon set.

• Humans bred dogs before recorded history, or even the invention of agriculture.

• The earliest form of chess originated in the 6th century in India.

• The Arawak Native Americans invented the barbeque grill long before any Europeans showed up in the Americas.

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  Yours Truly, Daydreaming Up Some Inventions of My Own

  Playing cards were invented in China during the 9th century.

• The written word is between six and nine thousand years old; the first proto-books popped up not too long after.

• The housecat was domesticated in Ancient Egypt, though some experts believe that the process started long before that.

• The oldest known direct ancestors of the guitar are well over 3,000 years old.

• Baseball caps are more than a century and a half old.

• People began drinking coffee—in Yemen—in the 1400s.

• Native Americans, probably the Arawak, invented the hammock in the Caribbean more than a thousand years ago.

So, the next time someone dismisses ancient peoples as primitive: just smile and nod, then kick back in a hammock with a beer and a good book.

My good friend Jeff Mann, the true Yard Ramp Guy, has asked me to revisit some of my original contributions. And so: my From the Archives series. This week: A screw is basically an inclined plane. And that's no joke.

Simple machines are the basis of industry. Well, sorta.

No screw loose...but that basket's about to fall.

A simple machine is a device used to change the direction or power of a force applied to something in the simplest manner possible. There are six devices classically categorized as simple machines: axles and wheels, levers, pulleys, screws, wedges, and inclined planes (obviously the best).

The reason I said they're only sorta the basis for industry, though, is that the idea of simple machines is itself an oversimplification.

First off, take a look at wedges and screws. A screw is nothing more than an inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder. When you're turning a screw, picture it inside the material—climbing up or down the ramp—as the screw turns. Wedges are just two ramps hooked up to one another, bottom to bottom, for use in transferring force perpendicularly.

Ramps make up half of the classical simple machines. Ramps rule, but we already knew that.

Then you come to wheels and axles and pulleys. A pulley is just a wheel and axle with a rope attached. It's still super useful, of course.

One small step for man...and that's about all.

At first glance, our final classical simple machine, the lever, is pretty distinct from the others. A guy named Franz Reuleaux, however, realized that, like the wheel and pulley, the lever is just a body rotating about a hinge. Reuleaux was also the one who figured out that the screw, wedge, and inclined plane were the same. Really smart cookie.

So all in all, you've really got two simple machines and four variants on the original list. And that’s the first issue with describing the classical simple machines as the basis of mechanical industry.

The second issue? There are a lot more than six simple machines. You've got four-bar linkages and cranks, for example. Our good buddy Franz identified hundreds of simple machines using his self-invented science of Kinematics, which we still use today. Way to go, Franz. Not bad for a guy born in 1829.

Nowadays, thanks to Franz and Kinematics, we actually consider joints the basis of mechanics, but that's a story for another day.